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brick_lane_batty_boy 12:28 Tue Nov 7
Songs for David Moyes

DAVID MOYES CLARET AND BLUE ARMY

MOYSEY, GIVE US A WAVE, MOYSEY MOYSEY GIVE US A WAVE

Brucies_Star_Prize 2:41 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

David Moyes got back today,
That bug-eyed boy had been away,
Haven't changed that much to say,
But man, he got them Black Cats relegated.

He was askin' if Fellaini was around,
How he was, where he could be found,
Told em he was livin' up North,
Drivin' the red Mancs crazy!

The Moyes is back in Town
(The Moyes is back in Town)

The_Phantom 12:18 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

To the tune of Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the Glen

kill me now, kill me now
fucking Moyes is Boss
kill me now, kill me now
yet more fucking dross
robbed by the rich
The Dildos and Bitch
David Moyes, Fucking Hell, Kill me now

Buster 9:54 Wed Nov 8
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SWEET DAVEY MOYES
DER DER DER
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:31 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

To be fair

In a East end town a dead end world
The East end MOYES and Sunday sport girls
In a East end town in a dead end world
The East end MOYES and Sunday sport girls
EAST END MOYES

Works pretty well as an easy chant. I might get it going up in the library seats next game

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:29 Wed Nov 8
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Irons! How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The uncannable D, Public Enemy Number One
Five-O said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I never really had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell cause my records, they sell
Cause a brother like me said, "Well
Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you wanna do is follow for now"
Power of the people, say
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again

Turn it up! Bring the Moyes!
Turn it up! Bring the Moyes!

I could be arsed with the verse, feel free to have a go

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:25 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In Westfield in a East end town
Call the police there's a mad man around
Running down underground
To a stadium in a East end town
In a East end town a dead end world
The East end MOYES and Sunday sport girls
In a East end town in a dead end world
The East end MOYES and Sunday sport girls
EAST END MOYES

Westham67 8:30 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

Comfortably Numb

"Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is Slaven Bilic in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
are we playing at home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
David Moyes can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax

I'll need some information first
Dave needs the basic facts
Can you tell me what you did in training?
The pain in his arse is not receding

kenyahammer 7:03 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

To the tune of Neil Diamonds - Beautiful Noise

What a Beautiful Moyes
Standing there in his suit
With his big buggy eyes
Just looking so cute

It’s a Beautiful Moyes
Three points everywhere
Win after win
Hey hes starting to grin
He is losing that stare

It’s a Beautiful Moyes
And its a

Ok I'll get my coat

Westham67 3:42 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

Reply J.Riddle 3:29 Wed Nov 8

AG

gph 3:37 Wed Nov 8
Re: Songs for David Moyes

David Moyes, David Moyes,
Stops them blowing out their arse!
David Moyes, David Moyes,
They still can't fucking pass.

J.Riddle 3:29 Wed Nov 8
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67 but it's not over?.........

.....and so you're back Bilic
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key for Moyes
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love Moyes, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey

Westham67 3:23 Wed Nov 8
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"I Will Survive"

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking Slaven Bilic would always manage my side
But I was wrong David Moyes came along
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

J.Riddle 3:16 Wed Nov 8
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David Moyes Supermelt
Looks like a Dildo and he wears a kilt

IsaacHock 3:04 Wed Nov 8
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We've got 3 Daves,
The super 3 Daves,
I just don't think you understand.
A failure, an old prat,
A cunt in a Russian hat
Please fuck off out my club 3 Daves

eswing hammer 11:16 Tue Nov 7
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David Moyes
Makes more noise
When he plays with
Adult toys .....

SUM A DING WONG 10:52 Tue Nov 7
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To the tune of 'wild boys' Duran Duran

Wild Moyes (Wild Moyes) never lose it
Wild Moyes (Wild Moyes) play the West Ham way
Wild Moyes (Wild Moyes) with your bulging eyes
Wild Moyes always shine

SUM A DING WONG 10:34 Tue Nov 7
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Buster 5:40 Tue Nov 7
Re: Songs for David Moyes
"LET'S HERE IT FOR THE MOYES
LET'S GIVE THE MOYES A HAAAAAAAAAAAND

He may not be Mourinho
But he's a better manager than Di Canio
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's here it for the Moyes!

the exile 10:22 Tue Nov 7
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The Moyes to Entertain You. (Theme from It Ain't Half Hot Mum.)

yngwies Cat 10:04 Tue Nov 7
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mallard 5:26 Tue Nov 7

Ho ho had a chuckle at that.

frank marker 9:27 Tue Nov 7
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Lou Macari's claret and blue army.

stewey 7:23 Tue Nov 7
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No moyes for the cockney boys
No moyes for the cockney boys
No moyes for the cockney boys
NO MOYES FOR THE COCKNEY BOYS!!!

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